The One and Only Esther Bonnie
We the chickens on the farm have heard rumors about some rogue rabbit taking all the credit for our eggs this time of year. Quite frankly, we are madder than wet hens over this outrageous claim. The girls have organized and nominated me as spokesperson to set the record straight once and for all.
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Esther Bonnie, spokeschicken for the girls. I would like everyone to know my version of how silly humans have mistakenly come to believe this ridiculous rumor about a rabbit. It is a simple case of identity theft. We can certainly understand how a human’s inferior hearing could misinterpret my name. It does sound an awful lot like the name attributed to that rogue rabbit. People need to understand, however, that it is impossible for rabbits to lay eggs. When next someone mentions this nonsense about an Easter Bunny, we hope you will correct their mistake so this rumor doesn’t gain any more momentum or start multiplying like rabbits.
Thank You Kindly,
The Country Hen
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